“you’re on the right track baby you were born that way [stupid]”

-lady gaga

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i need deez underwears so bad.  i need sumthin to hold mai buttcheekz in playce cuz dey alwayz flop around so much and i just want dem to stay in playce.

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dis boy shud leesten 2 wut his shurt sayz [joy] he looks so sadd and i like why u so sad? lyf so hapie!

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dis made me cri, dey shud use dis in an advertisement, i wud send all mai keeds!

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0mg how do u get 2 notes, i havent evur gotten 1! who is dis keed how can i contact heem

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i just uploaded dis! mai boifriend jus proposed 2 me<3 it was so romantic, it was rele creative. so classsyy

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wenever i c pepul having picnics in the back of a dump truck…it reminds me of us…</3

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0mg dis remindz me of wen i was 12 and i had mai furst bebe. we did mama n me foto shootz 4 myspace. dey wur suchh a hit!

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dis is lyk my grandma at first shes lyk hi sweety hullo and den shes lyk EATCHO VEGTABLEZzZZ!!!! 

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k first of all dis is rele innapropriate becuz u dont sho ur undergarmets 2 anyone except 4 ur private parts and secund of all dis persons room is a PIG STYE! ur moma wud b ashamed.

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